Pastors Vs Fathers

saintdav

A group of Catholic Priests were due to play a
group of Anglican Pastors in an important inter-
faith game.
A few days before the match, disaster struck.
The Catholic team's star player broke his ankle
and the doctor said he wouldn't be able to play again for at least two months. "What are we going to do? moaned Father
Matthew. "Well," said Father Thomas, "it so happens that
Christiano Ronaldo is a good friend of mine.
We could ask him to play for us." "But that wouldn't be fair" said Father Matthew. "No, but if we called him Father Ronaldo, no one
need know," replied Father Thomas. Eventually Father Matthew agreed to let this
devious plan go ahead but then, as luck would
have it,
he was suddenly called away on official Church
business and was unable to watch the match.
As soon as he could, he phoned Father Thomas for the result. "I'm afraid they beat us, 6-0," said Father
Thomas. "But how could that happen?" queried Father
Matthew. "We had Father Ronaldo in our team." "Yes," said Father Thomas, "but they had Pastor
Rooney and Pastor Lampard playing for them."Lolz

DIVINE SON

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A MAN NAMED GOWON HE HAD THREE WIFE, WHICE THEY NAMES IS,TINUBU,MONITOR OF POT,AND BUHARY'HE EVEN HAVE THREE SONS THAT THEY NAMED IS ,WHEEL PILOTER,KING OFGOAT,AM WHAT YOU ARE. AND THIS MAN HAVE A FRIEND WHO IS HUNTER HIS NAME IS SOUP AND MEAT. SO THIS SOUP AND MEAT CAN HUNT ANIMAL AND NOT MISS TARGET. SO BOTH OF THEN HAVE BECAME FRIENDS OVER TEN YEARS BEFORE THE MAN MARRY THOSE THREE WOMEN. AS ONE GOOD AFTERNOON REACH THIS HUNTER WON'T GO AND HUNT WITH HIS GUN. AND SAY LET HIM VISIT HIS FRIEND FIRST BEFORE HE WERE GO. AS HE REACH THE HOUSE OF HIS FRIEND HE TELL HIM THAT HE IS ABOUT TO GO AND LET HIM PRAY FOR LUCK" SO THE MAN REPLY YOU WERE KILL MANY BUSH MEAT. WHICH HE SAY AMEN. NOT KNOWING THAT THE THREE WIFE ARE PUTTING THEY EAR FROM THE WINDOW TO HEAR WHAT THEY ARE SAYING. SO AS HE WON'T TO GO THEY COME OUTSIDE AS PEOPLE THAT SOMEONE PUSH FROM THE BACK. SO THEY START DRAING THAT THEY MUST FOLLOW HIM,WHICH HE SAY NO'BUT THEY KEEP ON PAYING THAT THEY MUST FOLLOW. SO HIS FRIEND TELL HIM AS THEY WON'T TO FOLLOW YOU LET THEM,WHICH HE DID"AS THEY REACH ONE BIG TREE THE THREE WIFE SITE DAWN THERE. BUT TINUBU JUMP UP AND TELL HIM TO TEACH HIM HOW TO SHOOT SO THEY WALK FAR DISTANCE PUT AS HE IS TELLING THE WOMAN HOW TO DRAW THE TRIGER WHICH HE FACE THE GUN IN THAT TREE THAT THE REMAINING TWO WIFE SITE ON, SO THE WOMEN MISTAKELY DRAW THE TRIGER AND THE BULLET RELEASE AND SHOOT TWO OF THE WOMAN. WHICH THEY DIE SO THIS IS HOW THE TWO FRIENDS BECAME WOST ENEMY

IMOLEAYO ADEJARE

Mr.Divine Son,did you go to school at all?