Pastors Vs Fathers

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A group of Catholic Priests were due to play a
group of Anglican Pastors in an important inter-
faith game.
A few days before the match, disaster struck.
The Catholic team's star player broke his ankle
and the doctor said he wouldn't be able to play again for at least two months. "What are we going to do? moaned Father
Matthew. "Well," said Father Thomas, "it so happens that
Christiano Ronaldo is a good friend of mine.
We could ask him to play for us." "But that wouldn't be fair" said Father Matthew. "No, but if we called him Father Ronaldo, no one
need know," replied Father Thomas. Eventually Father Matthew agreed to let this
devious plan go ahead but then, as luck would
have it,
he was suddenly called away on official Church
business and was unable to watch the match.
As soon as he could, he phoned Father Thomas for the result. "I'm afraid they beat us, 6-0," said Father
Thomas. "But how could that happen?" queried Father
Matthew. "We had Father Ronaldo in our team." "Yes," said Father Thomas, "but they had Pastor
Rooney and Pastor Lampard playing for them."Lolz