Best of Hollybratt jokes
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1.The way girls grown so fast this days, you will think they feed on rat poisons.
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2.Some nurse can be very proud o! They will call you by your sickness"Oga diabetes where you dey go?"
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3.Cha! Dog wey dem buy to dey monitor bank don dey sleep !
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4.I serve you yam, you are still asking me for egg..... Sorry ooo the one you've been laying in my cage abi?
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5.Becus i told chioma that she's beautiful, boom! She has started telling all her friends, me that i can lie for africa
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6.I've always thought i'm the only one facing the nigeria problems not until today that my dog refused to drink garri because there's no fish
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7.Guys don't take your gf to bank again, i repeate don't take your gf to bank again. Today my gf left me with my 2500naira and follow the bank manager of Uba go house.
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8.At the hospital
My younger brother:Uncle can i drink the remaining pap?
Me on my sick bed:If i slap your brain
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9.Is lyke my neighbour is done cooking the jollof rice.. lemme go and play with them.
1.The way girls grown so fast this days, you will think they feed on rat poisons.
.
2.Some nurse can be very proud o! They will call you by your sickness"Oga diabetes where you dey go?"
.
3.Cha! Dog wey dem buy to dey monitor bank don dey sleep !
.
4.I serve you yam, you are still asking me for egg..... Sorry ooo the one you've been laying in my cage abi?
.
5.Becus i told chioma that she's beautiful, boom! She has started telling all her friends, me that i can lie for africa
.
6.I've always thought i'm the only one facing the nigeria problems not until today that my dog refused to drink garri because there's no fish
.
7.Guys don't take your gf to bank again, i repeate don't take your gf to bank again. Today my gf left me with my 2500naira and follow the bank manager of Uba go house.
.
8.At the hospital
My younger brother:Uncle can i drink the remaining pap?
Me on my sick bed:If i slap your brain
.
9.Is lyke my neighbour is done cooking the jollof rice.. lemme go and play with them.
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11.If you want to know the real face of a woman. Just visit her house in the morning.
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12.You claim to be my friend. Wait o, what type of friend are you if you can't surrender yourself for me to use you for money ritual.
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13.Once i make 1milion naira from my hustle like this, i go first use 500thousand eat bread and beans, becus i've suffer alot
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14.I thought yawoo is my way, until client dey advice me to go and learn carpentry.
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15.In my next life, i want to become an angel. Guess what? I want to become an Angel for food and distrbution
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16.All because i told you to feel at home, you now have the gut to go to my kitchen and boil 20 eggs, u dey craze?
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13.Wait o, has your mother ever price something in front of you that you even feel like crying for the seller?
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