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1.The way girls grown so fast this days, you will think they feed on rat poisons.
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2.Some nurse can be very proud o! They will call you by your sickness"Oga diabetes where you dey go?"
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3.Cha! Dog wey dem buy to dey monitor bank don dey sleep !
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4.I serve you yam, you are still asking me for egg..... Sorry ooo the one you've been laying in my cage abi?
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5.Becus i told chioma that she's beautiful, boom! She has started telling all her friends, me that i can lie for africa
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6.I've always thought i'm the only one facing the nigeria problems not until today that my dog refused to drink garri because there's no fish
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7.Guys don't take your gf to bank again, i repeate don't take your gf to bank again. Today my gf left me with my 2500naira and follow the bank manager of Uba go house.
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8.At the hospital
My younger brother:Uncle can i drink the remaining pap?
Me on my sick bed:If i slap your brain
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9.Is lyke my neighbour is done cooking the jollof rice.. lemme go and play with them.
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11.If you want to know the real face of a woman. Just visit her house in the morning.
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12.You claim to be my friend. Wait o, what type of friend are you if you can't surrender yourself for me to use you for money ritual.
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13.Once i make 1milion naira from my hustle like this, i go first use 500thousand eat bread and beans, becus i've suffer alot
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14.I thought yawoo is my way, until client dey advice me to go and learn carpentry.
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15.In my next life, i want to become an angel. Guess what? I want to become an Angel for food and distrbution
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16.All because i told you to feel at home, you now have the gut to go to my kitchen and boil 20 eggs, u dey craze?
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13.Wait o, has your mother ever price something in front of you that you even feel like crying for the seller?
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